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Baby you should have told me Jon was coming. I had next to nothing on when he got here. He looks tired and worried about T's meeting his parents, but he's safe and snug in Gail's room lol....I offered him the place where Stephanie sleeps, but he turned me down.
Man, thanks ever so much for NOT calling Jen before I got here. Fuckwad, I showed up with no advance warning and she was barely wearing anything. I thought seriously about taking her off your hands at that point, but I knew T would kill me. So, consider that bullet dodged, jackass. You’re welcome.
Gotta tell ya, that's one hot woman ya got there, bro. I tried to flirt my way into her bed, and she called me on the bullshit. She's great! I love her already. When are you two getting married?
Married. Richie sat back in his chair and laced his fingers together, resting his hands on his stomach. Sure he loved Jennifer, but wasn’t it too soon to be talking about marriage? “Fucking hell,” Richie said. “Thanks a lot, Jon,” he muttered. Now all he’d be able to think about was Jennifer in a long, white dress. The more he thought about it, the more appealing it became. He fired off a quick note to Jon.
Hey, you could have called her, too, bro. Sorry about that, but damn, she just told me she was only wearing a t-shirt. I trust you kept your hands to yourself... And yeah, like you COULD take her "off my hands". You're not her type.
Besides, in her heels, she'd tower over you, and you hate that shit.
I love her too, bro, and I'd marry her tomorrow if she'd have me.
Hell, I'd just get her not to wear her heels.
Besides, why in the hell do you always have to go straight for the height jab? Damn, you're getting grumpy in your old age... And, when I turn on the charm, I instantly become any woman's "type".
Jennifer was chuckling at Jon. He was playing on the board and writing PMs to her, telling her what he was saying to Rich. He was being silly and she was giggling like an idiot. He really was a lot of fun when he let his hair down.
Yawning and stretching, she congratulated herself on acting normally when Jon showed up unannounced at her house. She thought she did quite well to not trip over her tongue when he walked past her in the mud room. Damn, that man was made for tight jeans. She hadn’t really had any one-on-one time with him since England, and she wasn’t sure what he’d be like, but he was sweet and charming, and when he was flirting with her, even though she knew it was only in jest, she couldn’t help the little shock that ran through her.
She groaned and rubbed her forehead. Why was she even thinking like that? Maybe it was the wine with dinner.
HOW much of that wine did you get? I feel like I drank more than half the bottle.
Maybe you feel like you drank more than half, because you DID!
Tell Rich how hard it was to keep your hands off me. He'll get a kick outta that I'm sure.
Damn.....I didn't think I had THAT much.... and if I recall, I did put my hands on you...just before you decided my bed wasn't good enough for you *snicker*
Baby, I never said your bed wasn't good enough for me. And it's not too late to change rooms.
I'll be right there. Just let me say good night to everyone. Wouldn't wanna be rude, ya know?
Yeah, sure
I don't lock my doors
Fair warning, I've lost the shorts, there babe, and it freaked you out once already today.
You've lost the shorts?! Hot damn, doll, I'll be right there. It didn't freak me out. I was just heart broken on being tempted by forbidden fruit. But, now you tell me it's not forbidden.
Isn't forbidden fruit sweeter? And it's alright, babe, you come to Mama, I'll make you feel alllll better
Forbidden fruit IS sweeter as long as she's not the one doing the forbidding. And since you're not forbidding.... Hey if I'm calling you 'mama', will you call me 'Big Daddy'?
hmmm, I'd like to think I'd be calling you "Oh my gaaaaawwwwwddddd", but I guess I can settle for "Big Daddy". You are taking WAY too long to get your ass in here. I'm starting without you.
Jennifer was laughing outright. Jon was a terrible flirt, almost as bad as Richie. She heard him shout, “I’m comin’ down the hall any minute, doll!”
“Believe it when I see it, baby,” she yelled back.
In his room, Jon chuckled. He was sitting against the headboard with his ankles crossed having one hell of a time. He decided it was time to have some fun at his buddy’s expense.
Did you know that your girl, a hard core Richie girl, just told me her door was unlocked?
*Be right there, Jen*
Jon had to laugh when he got Richie’s response. Damn, looking at the screen, he couldn’t tell if Richie was taking it as a joke or not. That made it funnier. Richie was quick to become jealous. Aside from his up-until-now shitty taste in women, that was his one character flaw. It was just so damned easy to push Rich’s buttons.
And so damned fun.
You just stay the fuck in your room, if you want to live to see your wedding day.
Hands.
Off.
Hands off, you say?
So, the tongue is okay, then? She’ll be so pleased. I’m very good with my tongue.
Richie was getting pissed. What the hell was Jen doing, encouraging Jon like that? He dialed her number and waited.
When the phone rang, Jennifer yelled, “You’re in the shit now, Jon! Richie’s calling.” She was giggling as she picked up the phone. “Hey there, baby,” she purred. “What’s up?”
“What the hell are you doing with Jon?” Riche demanded, putting Jennifer on the defensive. “Have you been drinking wine?”
“Not that it’s any of your business, but yes, Jon and I shared a couple bottles of a lovely white while we were making and eating dinner.” She was trying hard not to get angry at Richie’s insinuation. She knew that when she drank wine, her emotions ran high. She had no idea what Jon had been telling Rich, but it was time to set him straight. “Look, I'm not doing ANYTHING with Jon; it’s just banter.”
Richie sighed and backed off a little. “Baby, I was just checking. Jon's talking smack and I wanna know how pissed at him to get. He goes too far over the line, you let me know.”
“Do you really think I’d do anything with him? Seriously?” Richie hesitated just a beat too long. “Never mind,” she added. “I see. Thanks for the trust.”
“Jen, it’s just that – ”
“Spare me the sob story, Rich. If you really think I’d even be interested in another guy when I have you, not to mention one who’s sleeping with one of my good friends, and not to MENTION that he’s practically your brother, then you have deeper issues than I can deal with while I have wine on board. Now you’re killing my buzz. I will try to forget this conversation happened. And the day I can’t handle a little banter and keep it platonic is the day I hang up my Goddess title and go back to being a mere mortal. Back off. Good night, Rich.”
“I love you, Jen,” Richie said.
“Yeah, well, for some reason, I don’t quite believe you right now. Talk to you tomorrow.”
Richie stared at his phone when Jen hung up on him. Hung up on him! She’d never done that before.
Jen was fuming. Time to dial it up a notch. If Jon was telling Richie everything they were saying, may as well make it something to get worked up over.
Message delivered, babe. Now hurry up before I finish without yooouuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... too late. damn....mmmmmmmmmmm
Oh, baby, that was just an appetizer. I'll be right there; I've got enough skillz to make you go again...and again....and again.
Well hurry. I don't like to come all the way down before I go up and over again...and again...and again....
Plus, we have to get up in like ugh, three and a half hours. May as well not even go to sleep at this point.
There. Jen knew that Jon was passing along these message to Rich -- let Rich put that in his pipe and smoke it.
3 comments:
LMAO!
Don´t mess with the Goddess if you can´t handle her! :P
Poor Richie ;) But he asked for it ;)
I think Jen will have a nice hangover tomorrow.
more please! :)
Mess with our Goddess and you'd better cover MORE than your ass Sambora!!!!
Gawd flirtin with Jon and havin SEX(when he's not being an ass) with Richie grrrrrrrrrrrrowl!
Hath-you are a genius-that bantering back and forth was priceless! Loving the story!
Bonnie
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